How can one possibly hope to refute these fiendish adversaries? Or to confound their impeccable and diabolically clever arguments? And seeing as how Miss Paradis is not only breaking out logic, but Latin, I can only conclude she must be a witch! In fear and desperation, I attempted to dismantle her argument, but there were simply no flaws to be found!
- I did, indeed, write that widespread rape makes a society uncivilized whereas widespread female employment makes a society demographically unsustainable.
- And in doing so, I did, without question, show a certain lack of empathy.
- And furthermore, this dreadful dearth of empathy did inspire the Paradis sisters to collect THREE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY FIVE DOLLARS from similarly disgusted individuals and give it to an incest charity… in my name!
Thereby proving, beyond any shadow of a reasonable doubt, that my thesis concerning the demographic unsustainability of widespread female employment and the relative damage it causes to society vis-a-vis widespread rape can only be completely and totally incorrect.
I stand corrected. Quod sherat demonstrandum.
UPDATE: Miss Paradis expounds upon her dialectical approach: “I’m not attempting to refute an illogical argument. The argument is
based on false premise and was meant only to be inflammatory, either
that or your ‘super intellect’ has no understanding of capitalism.”