Vile Faceless Minion #141 alerts us to this amusing entry at Engadget:
Self-promotion advice with John Scalzi!
#DearVeronica ,In this tech age, how should a novice novelist make an impression and promote his book to grab attention of a lot of people?
— Rajat Joshi (@MrRajatJoshi) August 14, 2015
John Scalzi, author of some of my favorite books, is here to help Rajat out!
The answer, as everyone who has read SJWAL knows, is easy: lie about your blog traffic.
After all, who doesn’t want to read a book by someone with 2 MILLION MONTHLY PAGEVIEWS!