Okay, the analogy is not quite precise, but Big Chilly and the White Buffalo will no doubt be amused to know that it has been confirmed that Jamaica Girl*, my college girlfriend from junior year, is indeed collectible. Apparently it’s kind of like baseball cards, only strippers. The ironic thing is that she’s not even close to the most staggeringly questionable girl I ever dated. It’s always fun to have to warn your mother: “uh, Mom, you know that USA Today thing you were reading last week….”
And here Space Bunny’s college boyfriends were an NBA player and a surgeon. Let’s just say we count on her to provide the class in the relationship.
*”Why are there poor people here? If I were poor, I’d go live in Jamaica!”