Forget debate, now I totally want to take Dawkins on in the Octagon. With CHUCK NORRIS as a tag team partner, I have no doubt that we could take on all four New Atheists at once:
For proof on God’s existence I recommend Lee Strobel’s The Case for a Creator or Hugh Ross’s The Creator and the Cosmos: How the Latest Scientific Discoveries of the Century Reveal God. Another recent great book is Vox Day’s The Irrational Atheist, which defends belief in God against the militant atheism of antagonists like Richard Dawkins, Sam Harris, and Daniel Dennett.
– Chuck Norris, Black Belt Patriotism, p. 226
Actually, before we kick their asses, we would totally debate them first for some metaphorical ass-kickery as a warm-up. We’d skip right past the whole religion thing in order to debate Dawkins in his area of expertise, because it will be a piece of cake to prove there is no theory of evolution, there is just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.