Were there any walruses under your pillow?
Um, no. Why do you ask?
How do you distract a walrus?
Presumably with a fish, I suppose.
On a totally unrelated subject, I encourage you to submit nominations for 2013’s top ten posts on VP. It’s not really my call, so please suggest up to three posts in the comments here. I’m curious to know what the readers here find most interesting, as I suspect that the number of comments per post are not necessarily the best metric for determining that.