This is getting absolutely ridiculous. I mean, I realize that John Scalzi is the doyenne of Pink SF with ~50 kazillion readers and he has won a Participation Hugo and all, but a statue? Seriously?
The sculptor did get the whole shambling thing right, though. And he did a nice job of capturing the whole sexyrapey gamma male vibe. All it needs is that notorious quote.
“I’m a rapist. I’m one of those men who likes to force myself on
women without their consent or desire and then batter them sexually.”
– John Scalzi