This explains so much

Atheist eye candy? It’s not that she’s got an ugly face or anything, but her body does appear to serve as evidence that it was nothing more than the result of time, random mutations, and large quantities of doughnuts rather than the aesthetic talents of a Creator.

I’d send her a copy of The Irrational Atheist, but I’m afraid that doing so is considered tantamount to forcing women into sex slavery these days.