The White Knight of Red State

There is nothing a fat white Delta enjoys more than nobly riding forth to defend the honor of a woman he finds attractive. It’s so cringeworthy, it almost makes you feel embarrassed for them. I could just about smell the stench of self-righteousness all the way across the ocean when Eric Erickson proudly announced that he had invited Dulcinea del Kelly to take the place of the evil Donald Trump, whose uncouth words might assail the virgin ears of his wife and daughter.