Another of those unfortunate coincidences that just seem to surround those poor, unlucky Clintons:
The death by barbell of disgraced UN official John Ashe could become a bigger obsession for conspiracy theorists than Vince Foster’s 1993 suicide.
Ashe — who was facing trial for tax fraud — died Wednesday afternoon in his house in Westchester County. The UN said he’d had a heart attack. But the local Dobbs Ferry police said Thursday that his throat had been crushed, presumably by a barbell he dropped while pumping iron.
Ashe was due in court Monday with his Chinese businessman co-defendant Ng Lap Seng, who is charged with smuggling $4.5 million into the US since 2013 and lying that it was to buy art and casino chips.
And now we are told Hillary is in the clear with the FBI. Maybe it’s true, maybe it’s not. But regardless, the investigating agents might want to stay out of the weight room for the time being. Or at least stick to the machines and leave the free weights alone.
I’m just picturing the hapless UN official being told off by his superiors.
How could you have been so stupid! A heart attack?
They told me they were going to take care of it, so I thought-
Yes, but did they tell you how they were going to do it?
No, I just assumed it would be the same way they took care of [redacted], [redacted], and [redacted]!
All right, well, next time wait until you found out exactly how things were arranged before you release any details.