I told you he didn’t do math

“I’ve had women as partners of all intelligence levels, many hundreds of them.”
– JF Gariepy

Many hundreds…. sure you did, sport. Croissant! I’m only surprised he didn’t claim to have had “meelions and beelions” of women. But at least he has a girlfriend in Canada now. You wouldn’t know her.

Regardless, Nik OBrien definitely had the best line:

“Number one ladies man at 23.5 and Me.”